But he did not start out that way. His pappy bailed when he was but 6 months old; so did his momma when he was a young lad. So he lived on a farm in Missouri with his uncle til he was twelve, then went to live with his mom in LA, but he joined some gangs and got into trouble, so what happened? They promptly sent him to Boys Republic, a Chino Hills, CA school for troubled youth. Did they set him straight? Nope; he ran away! But they caught him, brought him back, and turned his life around so he could become a model movie actor. He was so grateful he later gave them two hundred grand to build the Steve McQueen Recreation Center.

No surprise, Stevie started his adult life as a Marine. After that a ship's crewman, then an oil field hand, and finally a lumberjack — in Canada, eh? Then acting school and as a broadway actor, met Wife #1, and had 2 kids. They moved to CA and he landed a role in the TV series Wanted: Dead or Alive. He hung out at the Whiskey-a-Go-Go, and took up a life of drugs and women. His staring roles included The Great Escape, The Sand Pebbles. Bullitt, The Getaway, and Papillon. He Met Ali Mcgraw and shucked his first wife to marry her, then dumped her to marry model Barbara Minty. Then he got lung cancer and died.

Our inspiration for the scene was a famous poster from the movie The Great Escape, with minor modifications. The motorcycle reminded us of the South Park episode in which Eric Cartman becomes a deputy police officer and metes out his "authoritah" from the seat of a Big Wheel.

Note that this is the first triple morph in a long long time, and the first multiple morph since Moe/Willard Scott/Bozo/Ronald McDonald in February 2006.

— Moe McQueen (Cartman)
Respect my Authoritah!